WPE!!!

Well, it is official. I should be banned from all modes of communication while I am drunk. All I do is make a complete ass of myself. Funny though it may be to some, I can not help but feel like a utter douche. Hopefully, in the future I will be able to hold my alcohol, or at the very least, refrain from using either the internet or the phone. Bad shit happens when I do that. I am clearly a complete mess.

Save Me Jebus!

Well I believe that tonight I will, in fact, be sealing my fate for eternity. Those of you who know me, know that at best I am disdainful of all religions, but for the sake of others, I try not to shit all over their faith. However, recently, I have grown curious as to the beliefs of an aquitance on mine, so I looked up the structure of said beliefs. I was pretty much awed by the lack of thought and sheer idiocy of these peoples beliefs and try as I might to let it go, I can not. These people are called Jehovah's Witnesses ( JW's ) and I believe I must rant about their ideas or my skull will implode. Sorry to any JW's or anyone "involved" with JW's who may read this. Anyway, here goes.

1.) Bible is God's Word and Truth: Perhaps God did come to these writers and inspire them, but did he also come to those who chose the books and inspire them to disregard the " inspired" texts that were omitted.
2.) Bible is more reliable than traditon: How? Because it is printed and bound together it is more reliable? Once again how reliable can it be if certain texts have be left out, you don't get the full picture then.
3.) God's name is Jehovah: Really, I thought it was Jerry. Seriously though I have no arguement here as it is the name of the Jewish God. Of course in Judaism it is sacred and taboo to speak his name aloud.
4.) Christ is God's son and is inferior to him, and Christ was the first of God's creations: Well, maybe I was tripping out in all of those religion classes I took, but I thought the Bible said that God was the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. Also I was under the impression that Genesis starts out with God saying " Let there be light". Now I can see that it could be inferred that Christ is the light of the world, but I think that might be reaching a bit far.
5.) We are now in the " time of the end": I must say that according to history, we have always been living in the end, yet we are still here. Oops.
6.) The world will never be destroyed or depopulated: Um... Then were does this end come in at?
7.) The human soul ceases to exist at death/ Hope for dead is resurection: How do you resurrect with out a soul, seems pretty shitty to me. How could I timeshare mine then?
8.) A clergy class and special titles are improper: I'm not completely sure, but I believe that I have heard of Church Elders and that they preach, isn't that both a special title and clergy class, maybe I'm wrong.
9.) Only a little flock of 144,000 go to heaven and rule with Christ: Wow, and to think that these people believe that in all of the billions of people that have ever lived and will ever live, they might be one of them. Thanks I'll take my chances with the Mega Millions, I like my odds better.

Now maybe these people have some very valid agruements for what they believe, one day I would like to hear them. But it seems to me like these beliefs were poorly thought out, and certainly not worthy of basing a religion, let alone investing one's faith in. Well, I think I have doomed myself totally now, so I think I will go out and have some fun being evil. Anyone up for drowning puppies and punching babies? Too tame, OK, let's go join the Republican party.LOL :-) BRB in Hell

S.O.S. (Same Old Shit!)

These last few days have passed like most do, meaning that I have done precisely dick. I went to Detroit this weekend as it was my Mom's birthday, had a fantastic margarita at Chili's, and enjoyed cable television.Since coming home I have gone to work, downloaded shit, played video games, ate food that is no good for me, played Oblivion and slept. Basically, I live a life of utter sameness, and yet it is also truely great. I will however try to pick it up and do some things that are worthy of relating to the rest of the world, right now it is pretty slow. Got to go, McDonald's is calling.

Hurray for the MacNet

I am very excited, this is the first post to my site that will be created on a Mac. ( F Windows) This morning I awoke at the unGODly hour of 8 am to allow the very nice guy from JAS networks into my abode so that he could " hook me up". Then of course I had to test out the speed of my connection in the traditional way: downloading porn. I am very impressed with the quality of the connection( and the porn) and believe that I will be spending crazy amounts of time online, so there should be an increased frequency in my posts. So those of you who give me crap about the timeliness of my blogging can in fact blow me. ( Goedge has just fainted at that suggestion) BRB BOOBS

Holy Dick I am Drunk!

Currently I am drunk enough to sing " I am Cumming in your Sister"!!!! To the music of Big and Rich. I currently wish to do that to 2 of my friends sisters. I am the Worst Person Ever, I know, however, I am truthful. Sex is clearly the only thing on my mind tonight, alcohol has a habit of doing that. I am currently drunk enough to share that it has been, in fact, 3 years since I have had any intimate contact with a female. Do not pity me, as it is clearly my fault. I will pick it up from my current slump at some point. I really don't have any idea why I am posting this other than it will be interesting, and I am drunk. Clearly I am a NOOB.

I Hate the World!

Due to the recent shit that I have received about the frequency of my posts, I have decided to bend to the will of the masses and relate my experiences and perhaps a few of my thoughts. I have been performing my duties at the hospital in an admirable fashion( Hence I am known by my co-worker as Captain Save-A-Nurse), I have seen old friends( LOL at Fat Kramer), I have licked Goedge's face( Tastes like Chicken) and played crazy amounts of Oblivion. Also, Thanks to the hospitality of Johnson and Vanberge, I had a fantastic Easter dinner in a family atmosphere, thereby meeting the legendary MickeyVB. It was a huge honor to finally, after all of these years, meet the man that gave rise to the " Brothers McManus". Well, now that I have related my experiences, I will now share some thoughts. First, Wes you are clearly the WORST PERSON EVER because you passed up Easter dinner to do Fucking HOMEWORK!!!! Secondly, I believe that Emily is right in that Goedge has expressed her true feelings in her desire to experience the savory flavor of my testes. Good going Em! I am currently under the influence of several Coor's Lights and have attained Flo's birthday, it is a good day for me. Other than that I have nothing else to relate. BRB

Fun Times

Well I have had quite the day. I played Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion all night, got to bed at 11 this morning. Woke up at 4, played more Oblivion, then went to the Rampage Game. The Rampage got completely thrashed, no big surprise, I have yet to see them win a game. However I really went to hang out with friends and( mainly) to watch the Rage dance team. Currently I am sitting around waiting for the boozing to begin, I am going to get drunk again tonight and then play Oblivion. Now if I can manage to find a woman my life will be the complete shit!

First Drunk Post

Today has in fact been the best day that I have had in quite a while. While, I did not go and see Meyer die in a stupid contest of egos, I did in fact drink a great deal of beer. Today has been the source of a lot of fun and probably won't be repeated for a very long time. BTW as of the time of this post I have consumed 10 Coor's Lights. I am very happy about that, especially that Jefe is going to take me to Taco Bell so that I can indulge my obsession. BRB drinking.

Day Off Madness

Sweet Buddha I love days off!
Let's see, after going to the bar and then getting Taco Bell of doom( Grilled Chicken Ceasar Stuffed Burritos are the Fucking Shit) I stayed up with Meyer and Jefe watching the last 2 episodes of 24 that I have missed due to the new job. I rolled into bed about 5 am and got up today at 1pm. To add to that sweetness, today is payday and my first Spectrum check is the shit and it isn't even a full check. And to cap it all off, apparently Meyer has foolishly entered a drinking contest with someone described as a machine so I may have to see how that turns out, I think Meyer is going to literally die so it will probably be funny as hell. I think that this will turn out to be the best day that I have had for a while so I had better enjoy it to the fullest. BRB

LMAO

I thought this was very funny and very appropriate.

You Are Scary

You even scare scary people sometimes!

How Scary Are You?

Whipped Horribly

As I write this I have just completed my longest shift at the hospital to date. While it might not seem like a lot, a half hour can sometimes last a lifetime. Not that there is a lot to my job, the endless walking does tend to take a toll on you.( Is it Thursday Yet?) Work is going pretty damn good and I am starting to get the hang of some of the more technical aspects. I am not really looking forward to working this weekend, but it should be interesting to have Friday and Monday off.( Yay 24!) In closing I must say that GOD DAMN are there some beautiful women at that hospital and that I look forward to getting to know a few/all of them:)
Thanks to Vanlandw for posting my badge.

Greetings Greetings!

After much deliberation I have finally gotten around to creating my own Blog. This has been on my list of things to do for a while now. So without further adieu, I welcome one and all into the most terrifying place in existence..... The mind of ENFUEGO!