Thursday, December 21, 2006

I Win Again!

Well, the gathering has come and gone and what a spectacle it was. I have to thank everyone who came out and joined the festivities, it was good to see you all. To those that didn't come out, you were missed and you all had better pick it the hell up for next time. Already I am planning on having another shindig, I have no specifics yet, but any and all suggestions are welcome. I will say one thing though, I HATE the BOB and hope that God will do something to that place, I hope he will smite that Hell hole. Until next time, BRB

Sunday, December 10, 2006

PARTAY!!!!!!

Wow it has only been 2 days since my last post and here I am again. Don't get excited, I am not going to entrall you all with a scathing diatribe, using words that the devil himself has never conceived. Instead, I am writing to let anyone I may not have already told, that I am going to have a gathering over at my place on Sat.the 16th. This is not going to be some over the top beerfest, where people are heaving into whatever container they believe can hold their stomach contents. No this is going to be a pre-B.O.B. shin-dig. Goedge is going to be in town this coming weekend, so we might as well all hang out at the BOB. :-(
Anyone who wishes to hang out before the actual bar trip is more than welcome to stop over. Festivities will begin at 4 pm. and shall move downtown when Meyer gets his sorry ass to my place. Bring beverages if you so desire, at some point I am sure dinner will be attained. Anyone who needs directions can call me. OK tired of being at work, so BRB and I hope to see all of you at the very least at the BOB

Friday, December 08, 2006

Interspecies Erotica

I tell you what, there is nothing like seeing a chick blow a mule. Unless of course it is a guy blowing a mule, and then fucking it in the ass. To those of you now going what the fuck is Enfuego talking about, clearly you haven't seen Clerks 2. To those who have I say..... Oh!
What does this have to do with anything, the answer is really nothing. But given that my life is a full fucking waster, and once again I am being pestered to post, I decided to treat the world with a review of my current favorite movie. If you are at all a fan of Kevin Smith's movies ( barring Chasing Amy of course) the I highly endorse the purchase of the DVD. I mean how often do you "anal"yze the complex subject of ass to mouth, or contemplate the pros and cons of being with a chick with an oversized clit. These are just a few of the jems that come from the rich mine that is the mind of Smith. So go out and purchase the movie or else you are just a hideous fucking CHUD. Snoochie Boochies!