Holy Dick I am Drunk!

Currently I am drunk enough to sing " I am Cumming in your Sister"!!!! To the music of Big and Rich. I currently wish to do that to 2 of my friends sisters. I am the Worst Person Ever, I know, however, I am truthful. Sex is clearly the only thing on my mind tonight, alcohol has a habit of doing that. I am currently drunk enough to share that it has been, in fact, 3 years since I have had any intimate contact with a female. Do not pity me, as it is clearly my fault. I will pick it up from my current slump at some point. I really don't have any idea why I am posting this other than it will be interesting, and I am drunk. Clearly I am a NOOB.

I Hate the World!

Due to the recent shit that I have received about the frequency of my posts, I have decided to bend to the will of the masses and relate my experiences and perhaps a few of my thoughts. I have been performing my duties at the hospital in an admirable fashion( Hence I am known by my co-worker as Captain Save-A-Nurse), I have seen old friends( LOL at Fat Kramer), I have licked Goedge's face( Tastes like Chicken) and played crazy amounts of Oblivion. Also, Thanks to the hospitality of Johnson and Vanberge, I had a fantastic Easter dinner in a family atmosphere, thereby meeting the legendary MickeyVB. It was a huge honor to finally, after all of these years, meet the man that gave rise to the " Brothers McManus". Well, now that I have related my experiences, I will now share some thoughts. First, Wes you are clearly the WORST PERSON EVER because you passed up Easter dinner to do Fucking HOMEWORK!!!! Secondly, I believe that Emily is right in that Goedge has expressed her true feelings in her desire to experience the savory flavor of my testes. Good going Em! I am currently under the influence of several Coor's Lights and have attained Flo's birthday, it is a good day for me. Other than that I have nothing else to relate. BRB

Fun Times

Well I have had quite the day. I played Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion all night, got to bed at 11 this morning. Woke up at 4, played more Oblivion, then went to the Rampage Game. The Rampage got completely thrashed, no big surprise, I have yet to see them win a game. However I really went to hang out with friends and( mainly) to watch the Rage dance team. Currently I am sitting around waiting for the boozing to begin, I am going to get drunk again tonight and then play Oblivion. Now if I can manage to find a woman my life will be the complete shit!

First Drunk Post

Today has in fact been the best day that I have had in quite a while. While, I did not go and see Meyer die in a stupid contest of egos, I did in fact drink a great deal of beer. Today has been the source of a lot of fun and probably won't be repeated for a very long time. BTW as of the time of this post I have consumed 10 Coor's Lights. I am very happy about that, especially that Jefe is going to take me to Taco Bell so that I can indulge my obsession. BRB drinking.