The Blue Man Group Called. Your Junk Is Hanging Out.

So I went to see the movie the Watchmen today..... um yeah. In all of the press that I have read and all of the reviews that I have seen, one thing is very much not talked about. Dr. Manhattan's schwantz is hanging out for the whole world to see for 85% or more of the scenes that he is in. Let me tell you something, it is a bit distracting. Nothing like paying $8.50 to see 3 hours of blue dick. Great, that's an image that really doesn't leave your skull in a hurry. The weirdest thing was that there is no mention of his being naked at all in the movie. Everyone just goes about their lives as if it isn't weird this guy's shit is just hanging out. Like someone wouldn't say "That's a great theory Dr. Manhattan, by the way could you move your dick out of the way, I can't seem to see the monitor."

But enough about the big blue dick, how was the movie? Well, it was weird. It jumped around a lot, telling character's back stories, coming back to the present, there's a blue dick, the commies are invading Afghanistan, back to the 40's and the original heroes, now there are 3 of the blue guys and all of their dicks are out, now we're on Mars and we get a close up of the blue guys spread ass, now Hendrix is playing while we fly to Antarctica and the world gets nuked. I guess if I had read the comic I would have been a little better prepared for all of the jumps and such. But all that said, it was an interesting story, I don't think I will go see it again in the theater, but might consider buying it on DVD. At least on the TV screen the dick won't be as big as my whole body. BRB, having a good cry.