Well well well.... Look who is finally back. It has been a while since my last (worthwhile) post and I suppose it is time once again to enthrall the world with tales of my deeds (and misdeeds). As many of you know, I recently was invited to Hart, MI where I was a guest of the progenitors of Clan Van. While there I took part in the upgrading of Vanberge's car and was rewarded for my feeble attempts at assistance with generous praise and a wonderous feast from MickeyVB.
Last weekend marked the infamous tubing trip, and at long last I was able to attain said trip. What can I say about what happened there? Well let me put it into perspective for you, I was so drunk the first night that I was sitting around the campfire wearing nothing but my socks, shoes and underwear (at one point I think the underwear was questionable) Mind you all that we have done on the first night is arrive, set up camp, eat and drink. So needless to say I felt great the next day, when the tubing was actually to take place. Besides a fantastic hangover, I was awakened (VERY early I might add) by the sounds of flip flops going back and forth to the bathroom. BTW Fuck the Newaygo Speedway and their idiotic way of providing air.(I am glad I defiled their bathroom, assholes) What to say about the actual float down the river, it was fun and I got a "Fantastic" sunburn, other than that it was pretty tame. (No BOOBIES :-( ) The next day, as we were packing up to leave, a monsoon decided to roll in. Luckily for us we made it out before the storm hit, but we were treated to quite the show as we sat at Denny's for breakfast. Thus the trip was brought to a close for another year.
Tonight I have just returned from the (apparently) thriving metropolis that is Detroit after witnessing the Tigers defeat the Indians. I haven't been to game in years and they are doing good, so I had to make the trek. I must say that I have not had as much fun watching baseball in years and I may have to start tuning in more often. So with my new Tigers shirt and hat I sit here reliving the deeds of the past few weeks and all I have to say is: GO TIGERS!!!
Until next time... BRB
