Lushes and Boozers and Drunks O' My

Well let me see, I am currently partaking of party over at Michael Conant's house, and it seems as though I am the only sober person here. Normally this would be irritating, but tonight I am having a blast chatting and watching all of the drunks. Meyer, has completed an entire fifth of UV green and has now started on the beer that he brought. Once again I am stunned by the sheer volume of alcohol that he is able to comsume and not just tip over dead. The rest of the partiers are not quite as intoxicated as Mr. Meyer, and when are they ever, but they are definitely feeling good. There is Beer Pong and dirty thoughts and comments all around. Sadly I will have to work tomorrow, but I think that the bar will be calling after I get out. Well until the next time, BRB.