Friday, June 23, 2006

Hot Shit I'm Back!

Well, it has been a while but I suppose I can grace the internet with new info. Let's see, in the past few weeks I have spent copious amounts of time in a state of sheer intoxication, it has been wonderful. I attained 24 oz. of the " Jack Bauer" and sadly managed to survive the encounter, though I was viciously tortured at his hands. I spent an entire weekend in the U.P. fishing with my Dad, that was fun,but I really never want to go back to Drummond Island. I spent an evening down in Fennville with Skinny and a good portion of the Skinner clan, though I did not take my fat ass swimming. The zip line they had set up at the " swimming hole " did look like fun. I have spent most of my time though enjoying the perks of my job, specifically the sheer amount of lovely ladies that work for that fine institution. Apparently Mike Conant's new lady friend works there as well so I will have to make it my new job giving her plenty of shit, sorry but that is my calling in life. Other than that it has been pretty tame in the world of Enfuego, no new ladies in my life as of yet, but anything is possible. To those who visit regularly I will try to post more often, my internet has been on the fritz lately, so sorry. Nothing else going so I will BRB till later.

Sunday, June 04, 2006

Would You Like A Dance?

Well this week has been quite interesting. I got to go to the bar twice, the first being on Tuesday night and then again on Wednesday. All I have to say about Tuesday is WOW. Apparently I felt the need to get violetly drunk, and if that wasn't enough, I managed to get up and sing " Rough and Ready " for the entire establishment. Sweet Jesus Christ I suck, but I had a good time. Afterwards Meyer and I went to Denny's where I sobered up and ate a feast. So needless to say I was in no mood to drink on Wednesday, but when it is you buddies birthday you go with the flow. To Tini Bikinis I went after a long day of work and watched Jefe manage to all but take home one of the dancers, yet again. Good going Jefe.( sniff... I'm so proud) I did not get drunk, but I did get an amazing lap dance. The girl sucked my ear, WOW! SCHWING! So all in all it was a very good couple of nights. Well that is about it for this post so BRB.